from adam, to abby

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

News Network

Woman Steals Odd Store Display

Late friday night in a small CVS pharmacy in Pembroke Pines a woman entered posing as a regular customer. She was dressed nicely and carried several red roses in her hand. She made her way to the back of the store where she then picked up a store display and ran out the door with it, leaving the roses scattered on the floor as she fled. 2 of the 3 other customers in the store at the time identified the woman as Abby Gomberg, a resident of Pembroke Pines.
It turns out that the store display that Gomberg ran off with contained 30 disposable enemas. Police are still uncertain why anyone would need that many enemas. And they are still looking for Gomberg for further questioning. The store owner had only recently set up the display as part of a 3 week promotion. "Maybe she was severly constipated and didn't know what else to do" the store owner later stated.